Situation: Vacant

Forget Monster.com: the best resume is posted at McSweeney's--a one-time print-only eclectic literary anthology published whenever-the-heck-they-felt-like-it and founded by David Eggers (A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius). It is now an eclectic literary anthology Web site, which I haven't been to in years, but which I now recommend, if only to check out one of the funniest things I've read in a while: "The Nihilist Job Resume." It could have been mine!