Another Air-Brained Scheme

Oh, for crying out loud. For those who aren't convinced that bottled water isn't the biggest scam ever perpetrated on the American consumer, and for those deluded enough to think that "oxygen therapy" is any such thing (see "O, Too" below), now there is--wait for it--bottled air. I kid you not:

Canned oxygen is the newest luxury item, and it’s available in flavors and essences that give you a variety of entirely new ways to throw away your money and think you’re feeling better because of it.

You know, back when bottled water started turning up all over the place, I joked that, "what's next, bottled air?" Well, apparently, yes. I have no doubt it will sell very well.