Friday, April 07, 2006

Chugito Ergo Sum (I Drink, Therefore I Am?)

Now here's scientific progress--what is essentially a computer printer that outputs drinks: the Lazy Drinker:
The Lazy Drinker quite simply is a computer controlled mixed cocktail dispensing device. It's designed to hold 16 ingredients and multiple units can be chained together to get more. By using a series of pressurized valves, the ingredients are mixed automatically by your computer perfectly every time. With a database of over 5000 drinks, you'll have plenty to choose from.

The Lazy Drinker comes assembled in a cooler or as a do-it-yourself kit which can be installed in any manner you desire. Requiring only a Co2 tank and a PC with a serial port, the Lazydrinker can be set up anywhere: from a portable dispensing unit, to a bartop installed unit, to a refrigerator mounted unit, the possibilities are endless.
Too bad they couldn't train those viruses (see below) to make drinks. It would make the impending robot holocaust that much more bearable.

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