Either That Furniture Goes or I Do

Or both, it would appear. Granted, Uncle Death stalks us at every turn, but now, from what would appear to be the Charles Addams collection, we can be reminded of this every day:

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The "Eternaltainment Center" will run you a mere $4495--but you can always spend more for fancier woods and designs. It's perfect for goth parties, I guess, but it does beg the question: who keeps the same furniture for their entire life?