Salad Days

Because no food or condiment is too declasse for me, I confess that I like the idea of Wish-Bone's forthcoming "spray-on salad dressing." (How this will work with poppy seed or chunky bleu cheese is anyone's guess.) What turns me off, however, is the condeit that:

Unilever sees a chance to sell consumers as much as 1/3 less salad dressing for the same price.

Thanks, dorks, but if you're gonna gouge me, I'll just fashion my own salad dressing sprayer out of old discarded Fantastik bottles.