Sunday, December 21, 2008

It's Good to Be the King?

Not from The Onion:
Burger King Corp. may have just the thing. The home of the Whopper has launched a new men's body spray called "Flame." The company describes the spray as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat."
I wouldn't try wearing that while on a nature hike. Or...ever, really. Can I get a scent of fries with that? But, wait, it even gets more freakish:
Burger King is marketing the product through a Web site featuring a photo of its King character reclining fireside and naked but for an animal fur strategically placed to not offend.
I have to go be ill now...

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