Fish Story

Gotta love a headline like this, from the Albany Times Union:

Second woman charged in seafood heist

Kind of like The Bank Job, only more moist. And that's a lot o' lobster:

Felicia A. Tulej, 45, of Oriskany Falls is charged with fourth-degree grand larceny and attempted petit larceny, deputies said. Tulej and Heather Rimmer, 32, of Utica were involved in the theft of more than $1,000-worth of seafood and other grocery items from the Price Chopper Store...