Gut Feelings

Or would that be "intestinal fortitude"? Be that as it may, my advice to the truckers of the world is that if you are hauling 40 tons of cow intestines (and good god, why?) you might want to pull into a rest stop before fiddling with your MP3 player.

Truck spills 40 tons of cow intestines

About 40 tons of cow intestines and bones spilled onto a major highway after a truck driver became distracted by his digital music player and his semitrailer tipped over, officials said.

Authorities closed parts of Interstate 43 for about two hours Thursday while the beef byproduct was cleaned up, said sheriff's Sgt. Blaine Spicer.