Monday, May 15, 2006

Toys in the Attic

This is just wrong:
Fisher-Price Real Electronics for Preschoolers
We can't wait for you and your child to check out our real digital camera and digital music player designed exclusively for preschoolers. You'll be able to try them out right here through interactive demos, so stop back soon. But while you're here, keep reading to find out what makes them so exciting for kids as young as 3!
This is almost as bad as the toy store in Astoria, Queens, that in the early 90s had a little toy "My First Fax Machine" in the window--why wait until adulthood to turn your son or daughter into a joyless prole?

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