Slippery Slippers

Is there a new crime wave on the rise that I had been unaware of? Or enough of one to warrant the need for antitheft slippers:

Slippers with antitheft rings make alarm sounds if the rings are pulled out. The rings are put through the legs of a table.

I presume you don't do this while you're wearing them or, if you do, don't get up abruptly. I foound it easier just to secure my slippers with The Club.
Nah, I still prefer the USB slippers.