Talk Talk Talk

Well, last night I appear to have won the Toastmasters Division F Humorous Speech Contest with my "Fly the Unfriendly Skies" speech (scroll down, I'm too lazy to link). As a result, I now compete at the District Level, and journey to beautiful, downtown Trumbull, CT, on October 11. As it turns out, the Grand Poobah herself, the president of Toastmasters International, will actually be visiting our District Conference. Gulp! As if that weren't enough, it turns out there is a Toastmasters club in Newburgh, NY, which will be in attendance. I'm toast...