Not many people know this, but the real reason the Berlin Wall had been built was to keep in the thousands of completely and utterly psychotic bicyclists. Now they're loose!
By the way, Continental Airlines (I'm talkin to you), a 9-hour transatlantic flight in a densely packed 757 could be considered a form of torture. To paraphrase Roy Scheider in "Jaws"--we're gonna get a bigger plane, right?
I am now in Newark waiting to take what is a dead ringer for the original Wright Brothers plane for the last leg back to Albany.
If anyone knows what's good for them, they won't try to call or e-mail me for at least two days!
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