No Sanity Claws

Here's a headline to catch the eye, although it sounds like more of a surf-and-turf war:

Maine lobsterman charged in turf war shooting

PORTLAND, Maine – A turf war in the lobster-rich waters off Maine escalated into a dispute that left a lobsterman with a gunshot wound to the neck and another in jail, law enforcement officials said Tuesday.

What a crab. To think, musseling in on someone else's turf like that. He put his whole heart and sole into that business. This sounds like something right out of The Codfather. They're all just prawns in a larger game. The police should really clamdown on this sort of thing.