I Me Mine

In which the world continues its descent into complete insanity:

What Rachel Rasmussen thought was an explosive situation ended without a bang once the Army rolled into town.

Rasmussen, who recently purchased a new home in Wittenberg, thought she had found a land mine in her backyard but discovered Wednesday that it actually was an old base for a large umbrella.

You don't even want to know what her reaction was to the barbecue pit.