I'm Not Like Everybody Else

While I am hardly to the manner (or even manor) born, and the closest I've ever come to the aristocacy was seeing Disney's The Aristo-Cats when I was a kid, that still doesn't mean I can't have a peculiar aristocratic title. As it turns out, mine would be:

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Duke Richard the Dejected of Piddletrenthide on the Carpet Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title